if you say “heterosexual” 3 times in front of a mirror at midnight, Louis comes out of the closet for 15 seconds, slaps you with his prada purse and then calls you a dumb whore right before flipping you off with both hands
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BEST 7 SECONDS OF MY LIFE.
my favouritest thing in the whole world
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